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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!
1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00
Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
1010. happyture22 August 2011, 23:40 GMT +02:00
Ha, now listen ere Moffy banoffee toffee it aint a mushroom its a happy welsh worm, a rare sight to lay your peepers on, T'iz said two eat moffs, snails, chicken currys, and kebabs......
1012. happyture23 August 2011, 11:32 GMT +02:00
Errrr, yeah, juss like me, but not me of coarse, no no, a real Welsh worm T'iz yep indeedy....
1014. happyture23 August 2011, 14:35 GMT +02:00
Aghhhhh, WHO TOLD YOU THAT? i want to know now, thats slander,thats thats malicious, and its a un truth, a fib, a porky pie, how could you let such a thing roll offa your tongue,, phfff, just check your tongue to see if it aint turned black and dropped off..................................................
1016. happyture23 August 2011, 16:00 GMT +02:00
T'az anit its dropped hoff, well that will teach you two repete gosship, here do you want a lick,,, of my lollie ,,,,oh no thats right,,,,you cant!!!!
1017. xymonau24 August 2011, 0:04 GMT +02:00
On' chhare. *hisses like a snake as raspberry blowing is now impossible*
1018. happyture24 August 2011, 7:46 GMT +02:00
Its OK dezzie i knew a lad who bitted his tung off and within 6 weeks it grew back bigger an better than befour,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or was it he knocked a toof out and it grew back,,,,,no no no sure it was his tung,,, well it was sumfink in his mouth anywho, so dont worry :O)
1019. xymonau24 August 2011, 12:47 GMT +02:00
I have purchased a brand new tongue with a silver spoon attached. You didn't know I was secretly rich, did you? Well I'm not any more. Body parts don't come cheap. But now I can say without fear of contradiction or falling-out tongue - it's yer bleedin FUM!
1021. xymonau24 August 2011, 15:27 GMT +02:00
I'm old and I have no short term memory, sorry. And who were you, again? Have we met?
1022. happyture24 August 2011, 17:17 GMT +02:00
look ere Mrs, yoo nowd me long time, years it iz years,,, Bet you canna member me lendin yoo that $50 either can yoo!!!!!
1024. happyture25 August 2011, 9:33 GMT +02:00
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Dezzie it was $50 you said you needed to buy a new ink ribbon four yoo's laptop? Look yoo ere, i only jives one verball warning and then its the Bailiffs...
1026. happyture25 August 2011, 10:29 GMT +02:00
you aint saying im,,im,,,im,,,,telling lie's ar ya ??
1027. xymonau25 August 2011, 10:47 GMT +02:00
Call the bailiffs on me, woodja? For 50p, woodja? You're tellin somefin I'm likely to REACT to, tha's all I'm sayin'.
1028. happyture25 August 2011, 19:01 GMT +02:00
Oh well, tit for tat then a, make me a cup of tea and we'll call it quits OK!
1030. happyture26 August 2011, 9:02 GMT +02:00
OK then, we shall call it a draw,,,thats nice aint it :O)
1031. xymonau27 August 2011, 10:16 GMT +02:00
Did we call it a draw in WW2? Hmm? Nope, grenades at the ready.
1032. happyture27 August 2011, 11:05 GMT +02:00
No, drop it,,,,drop it,,,Thats not a hand grenade,,,,youv'e painted a lemon khaki green,,,hey, it looks real from here,,,hey Dezzie, dont pull the stalk or we'll all be juiced !!!
1033. xymonau27 August 2011, 11:08 GMT +02:00
Okay, it's a fair cop. A lemon it is. You eat it an' I'll forgive ya.
